“If ever you think that you’d like to live here,
I could tip you the wink, should you buy me a beer.
It’s a great place to be amongst comfortable folk
If you’re mostly like me and enjoy a good joke.”

Welcome to Sailor-y-Pent, a small Welsh seaside town of the 1960s that is home to a colourful collection of sad, strange, silly, and often slightly sinful citizens.

Wending your way from the harbour to the church on the hill, on this unique guided tour you’ll meet a host of larger-than-life locals including Septimus Plaster, Mingus McBride, Salty Sam, Jennifer Jenkins and other assorted oddballs.

Their outrageous behaviour and singular shenanigans will make you laugh, sigh, or weep, perhaps reminding you of others you have encountered in real life, or would like.to.

This comic narrative poem by Colin Stern is inspired by the saucy seaside-postcard humour of yesteryear and will make the ideal gift for older relations or anyone who enjoys risqué wit.